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Things Scorpios Love! (Part 1)

Things Scorpios Love! (Part 1)

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“Things Scorpios Love” is a series of posts exploring the delights and obsessions of this dynamic zodiac sign.

Click through the slideshow to see if you recognize any of these Scorpio traits!


Visiting Strange Places Where NO ONE knows who they are.

Stranger in Times Square (Photo Credit:  Lynt on Flickr)

Stranger in Times Square (Photo Credit: Lynt on Flickr)

For a Scorpio, this is better than Vegas.

What happens in a strange place, stays blissfully unknown to regulars in the Scorpio’s life.

People born under the astrological sign of Scorpio like to be discreet seducers.

Scorpio traveling checklist:

  • Fake name.
  • Disguise
  • List of places to meet interesting strangers and have risque, flirtatious conversations ( and maybe more)
  • New, sexy underwear.
  • Video Recorder.
  • Diary — with lock and key.
  • Mace

Psst! Scorpios, Have you ever????


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Fangs penetrating flesh.

Blood spilling from the piercing.

The threat of death, the thrill of being in danger.

Vampires! What’s not to love?

Bram Stoker, author of the landmark fangporn known as “Dracula,” was himself a Scorpio born Nov. 8, 1847.

Since then, Scorpios have been passionately intermingling with vamps — in their dreams, in their favorite books, in the movies and sometimes in real life underground vampire cults. I have yet to meet a Scorpio who was not addicted to vampires. One Scorpio was obsessed with biting and blood and in general.

Movie Roll Call for Dark Nights!

Movies By Bernardo Bertolucci

Virtuoso director and screenwriter Bertolucci has made a name for himself as an auteur who uses film to explore sexual taboo.

His movies flirt with ménages à trois, incest, rendevous with strangers, and nymphomania — in very sophisticated and artistic ways.

Who could ever forget Marlon Brando in Bertolucci’s “Last Tango in Paris” where he and a girl did the UNTHINKABLE with butter!

Keeping Spreadsheets on Past Lovers

measuring tapeName of Spreadsheet: Conquests.


  • Name
  • Astrology Sign
  • Kissed |Made Out | The Big “O”
  • Stamina
  • Moves
  • Measurements
  • Chemistry
  • Endurance
  • Overall Grade
  • Accept Calls/Send to Mute


Traumatizing People who Accuse Us of Trying to Steal Their Mates

The Scorpio Man or Scorpio Woman is often accused of trying to seduce people who are already attached.

Sometimes it’s true, but often it’s not.

Still, when a person has the temerity and tackiness to approach Scorpios and tell them to stay away from their mates…something inside the Scorpio clicks and the primal hunt is on.

You know what Scorpios say…

All is fair in love and war

— and competition is a bytch !


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Synthia L. Rose

Synthia L. Rose is a 9th house Scorpio with a four-planet stellium in Sagittarius. She has more than 10 years of experience as a professional journalist and six years of experience as a professional blogger. An ardent student of astrology, she has studied intuitive astrology since 2008. Synthia is obsessed with penning blogs that examine Scorpio's mystique, Plutonic personalities and the risqué, taboo 8th house life.